Perhaps you’re more of a Blanche! You can easily tell the story of the exodus as Blanche would. All you need to do is figure out a way for Blanche and Moses to have an intimate relationship right after he parted her metaphorical seas. 
 

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haggadah Section: -- Exodus Story
Source: H. Alan Scott