THE FOUR QUESTIONS
How is this night different from all other nights?
Well, we’ve been stuck at home for the last three weeks, so this night is pretty much the same as all other nights – but with matzah.
1. On all other nights, we eat leavened and unleavened bread, matzah. Why on this night, only matzah?
Tradition. Plus everyone’s out of bread.
2. On all other nights, we eat all kinds of vegetables. Why on this night, only bitter herbs?
Look, no one’s going to the store anymore, and that’s all we had left.
3. On all other nights, we don't dip even once. Why on this night do we dip our parsley twice?
Because saltwater’s a disinfectant or something.
4. On all other nights, we eat either sitting upright or reclining. Why on this night do we all recline?
Because, seriously, I just can’t even.


haggadah Section: -- Four Questions