I do not want you in my house
I do not want you or your spouse
I do not wish to eat with you
At Seder one or Seder two!
Don't get me wrong, I think you're nice
But the CDC gave out this advice. 
You must avoid one plague more
And shoo Elijah from your door
At next year's Seder we will tell
How we were all saved by Purell!


haggadah Section: Kadesh
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